laser-sharp foxcar wins by a hair!

Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Not you...someone else. Okay it is you...Just kidding! but seriously it is.

If your mortal enemy let a wild jungle cat loose in your house would you feel bad for murdering it first? I think i might feel terrible at first, but then i wouldn't when i realize that it's either me or the jungle cat.
There is no such thing as a draw when large felines are involved. Someone will die.
Now, If your mortal enemy filled your basement with water, would you feel bad for drowning him in it? That i think I could potentially live with.
What if your mortal enemy sabotaged your dreams of becoming a famous painter? would you paint him naked for everyone to see?
Enough mortal enemy questions for now.

I think I'm going to build a boxcar and enter a competition, i really just want a trophy for being good at something. You think i wouldn't play dirty? Don't think that for a second because i would, you shitty friend! I would make secret spikes on the hub caps, outfit it with a mad spoiler, put a nasty plough on the front in case i need to shovel my driveway in the winter time and finally attach a catapult on the hood so i could launch rocks at people way in front of me, or flowers to cute girls in the crowd. Nobody could stand a chance, I'd call it the laser-sharp foxcar or something, haven't really though about it all that much though.

Don't let anyone lie to you and tell you that they are smart, if someone tells you they are smart they aren't. Just like if someone tells you they are hot before you meet them in person. They may not even be the gender they claim to be and in that case run! Do your self a favor and don't run if they are genuinely confused about it because then it is polite to stay and talk. Maybe help them discover their true gender, that would be really nice and compassionate of you, unless they don't want to know cause then you'd be a major jerk and no one likes a surprise spoiler.
Lesson learned, don't be a gender surprise spoiler unless that person with said gender in question is unborn and you tell the mother who is carrying the baby. Then it's is hilarious and acceptable.

stay fresh, egg heads.
seth