MIND/BODY EXPERIMENTS

Hey chumps, long time no post. I have to be honest, i kind of totally forgot about this blog; but thanks to Andy I remembered and now you will once again be able to read about my heart and mind....until i forget about this blog again; which is a major possibility lets be honest.

I am moving in a few days and that got me thinking, what if i could not only move homes but also move bodies? If I could exchange bodies (including faces) whose would i choose? Oh yeah, i could keep my own mind too.
There is the obvious body candidates: Jude Law, Johnny Depp and Andre the Giant (would that require resurrection? or then would i just be zombie Andre the giant, because that is not so appealing) but also there is the not so obvious, like a robot or an animal...or a girl (wink). What would I do with my new body? Well, probably run first, whats sweeter than seeing your favorite celebrity just plain booking it.?
Especially if they look terrified while doing it. I would probably also rob banks, learn karate, punch everyone who is less attractive than me in the face..YES, even girls. I would probably also try to rule a large group of people. I mean individual size, not large as a whole. I will be the president of fat people United States of Fat Asses.
You never see fat bakers. just saying.

What if i could keep my body and just change minds though...because thats totally different, a sexy body is different than a sexy mind. A sexy body is sexy... but a sexy mind is smart. I would maybe choose to have George Lucas' mind, or Einstein's or C.S Lewis but i wouldn't want any of their bodies. If I wanted to be fat and ugly i would just eat pizza all day because that is delicious.

WAIT! WHAT IF I COULD CHOOSE SOMEONES MIND AND PUT IT IN SOMEONE ELSE'S BODY!? I could be like a mind/body dictator...I would conduct mind/body experiments! I could take Angelina Jolie's body and put Mike Myers' mind in it. That would make Wayne's World crazy! Michael Jordan's body Michale J. Fox's mind...think about it. Stephen Hawkin's Body Steven Tylers Mind. Not the other way around. Thats just cruel.

This is kind of blowing my mind, let alone everyone who is reading this,
So, in the words of the almighty Angelina...party on Garth.