Monday, December 24, 2007
Christmas Tricks
Instead of gifts this Christmas, I am going to give pranks.
For small scale I'm thinking, something like this:
Seth: hey andy, take this gift i wrapped for you...
Andy: What the!
Seth: You see how i made your clothes disappear off your body and reappear in this wrapped gift box.
Andy: I'm naked!
For large scale it 's a bit more like this:
Matt: WHO BURNED EVERYTHING IN MY ROOM!
Seth: Oh, I don't know matt!
Matt: Seth if this was you i am actually going to charge you for arson!
Seth: HOHOHO MERRY CHRISTMAS! ;)
Andy: WHO CLEARED MY HARD DRIVE!?
For small scale I'm thinking, something like this:
Seth: hey andy, take this gift i wrapped for you...
Andy: What the!
Seth: You see how i made your clothes disappear off your body and reappear in this wrapped gift box.
Andy: I'm naked!
For large scale it 's a bit more like this:
Matt: WHO BURNED EVERYTHING IN MY ROOM!
Seth: Oh, I don't know matt!
Matt: Seth if this was you i am actually going to charge you for arson!
Seth: HOHOHO MERRY CHRISTMAS! ;)
Andy: WHO CLEARED MY HARD DRIVE!?
Friday, December 21, 2007
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Super Douche
What could you say about some one you hate? Well you could probably say that you hate them, for one, and you could probably tell them to get "outta ya face". But what if you decided to change the terms and conditions of what it means to be a douche to a jerk. What if you said, "Here, take this one hundred dollars cash and buy yourself something nice, like cigarettes or rat poison."
You are still giving them the hint to get dead, but you are also saying something else. You are saying, "Yes, I am mean and hurtful, but also I can do it in a secret, creepy way."
Thats my test to you, good friends.
Be a super douche to someone who deserves it and do something 'nice' for them.
You are still giving them the hint to get dead, but you are also saying something else. You are saying, "Yes, I am mean and hurtful, but also I can do it in a secret, creepy way."
Thats my test to you, good friends.
Be a super douche to someone who deserves it and do something 'nice' for them.
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