Super Douche

What could you say about some one you hate? Well you could probably say that you hate them, for one, and you could probably tell them to get "outta ya face". But what if you decided to change the terms and conditions of what it means to be a douche to a jerk. What if you said, "Here, take this one hundred dollars cash and buy yourself something nice, like cigarettes or rat poison."
You are still giving them the hint to get dead, but you are also saying something else. You are saying, "Yes, I am mean and hurtful, but also I can do it in a secret, creepy way."
Thats my test to you, good friends.
Be a super douche to someone who deserves it and do something 'nice' for them.